Leaving the club with 0 phone numbers and 0 instagrams cuz I’m an alcoholic not a hoe

Imagine applying for a job then not picking up calls from random numbers.

jesus is real.
🌟Astrology is real.
👁️Numerology is real.
✌🏻Magic is real.
If you do not believe in any of these, or have doubts about them, you simply have not done the research.
It is almost always a Christian Protestant who attends a mega church that says something like “numerology is satanic” or “astrology is silly, we don’t believe in that.”
1. Your entire Bible is littered with numbers, and the entire story of Christ is indicating the number 3 on incesseantly to help illuminate the trinity to you.
2. The fish symbol for Jesus is directly linked to Pisces, the zodiac sign ruling the era of Christ. The Age of Pisces began around His birth, and His teachings align with Piscean themes.
3. The twelve disciples represent the twelve zodiac signs. Each disciple embodies traits of a specific sign, mirroring the cosmic order. The twelve tribes of Israel follow the same pattern. (By the way, 1 + 2 = 3, there’s J-man again)
I’m going to stop at 3, even though I could provide another 10 points because 3 is more than enough and it aligns with Christian numerology for funzies.
I simply spend a copious amount of time reading weird books and boom just like that I get to discover the interconnectedness of everything.
Quite the experience, I highly reccomend it over dogmatic juvenile belief systems, something I am all too familiar with 🙂

why is 3 tacos the standard? who tested out the taco numbers and decided on 3??